I'm bored and feel like I haven't accomplished anything in a few days, so I decided to type in the beginnings of mundane questions into both Yahoo! and Google and then compare and THEN score them. It's like a game.
Question: What has...
Google: What has Obama done so far
Yahoo: What has Obama accomplished
Lame.
Winner: Lame Tie.
Question: Where is...
Google: Chuck Norris
Yahoo: tunisia
Difficult. Of course I want to know where Chuck Norris is- specifically to make sure he isn't under my bed ready to pwn me at any moment, but where the hell IS Tunisia? I certainly don't know.
Winner: Google. Chuck Norris always wins.
(Tunisia's in Africa. According to Google, Chuck Norris finds you).
How is...
Google: Babby formed
Yahoo!: HIV transmitted
What the hell is Babby? Lame, Google, I can't even make fun of that.
Winner: Yahoo!
Who is....
Google: Mysterion
Yahoo!: Christopher Jarecki
I like the word Myseterion better than Jarecki aka The Man Who Knocked Up Alicia Silverstone (like anyone cares about Alicia Silverstone anymore).
Winner: Google.
When is...
Google: Daylight's Savings
Yahoo!: Father's Day
Sorry, Yahoo!, Google is like reading my mind.
Winner: G ---> OO -->glE
Overall, Google is better than Yahoo!.
I feel better now, as though I accomplished something.
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